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They're in it for real; check out Eagles.org for more info.

Amusing signage is all over the place (not all over the place: garish ads for things like soda and snack foods and hair gel). Raccoons are among my most favorite woodland critters because I don't have to tell you why; just look at that face.

There's probably a fart joke in there somewhere, but I'm not finding it.

I also wish we still lived in a world where you could purchase goods like "blood purifying tonics."

True dat.

More words of wisdom.

There are bears, and then there are DANGER BEARS! You really want to stay away from those.